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Dearest Martha,
Returned to the front tonight to see if there could be anything done for the #Twitter refugees. The Elonites move inland a little more every day: nearly caught in a flame war; barely escaped with my human dignity.
Dodging flak, sheltered briefly in an #LGBTQ trench where the…
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…cocktails were superb, just to die for, but morale was low.
"Take us with you," they implored. But unless the hand of Providence grants us a new carton of #invitecodes soon, I fear there's little more I can do for them.
But I shall be home soon. Miss you and the skeeters more than I can bear.
