Madame Du Vide

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Mostly here to laugh at all your snark. I take no bullshit.

Compost the ruling elite and let their bodies nourish our offspring.

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I know it’s weird but one of life’s best pleasures: The full satisfaction of a clean area rug that you scrubbed for hours. Damn it feels good to see it like new again. Putting this hot day to good use to dry this massive thing.

Yesterday, we went to a neighbor’s 4th party and the host asked us all to stand and sing Happy Birthday to America. Then announced he’s Canadian.

I almost have enough chamomile for a cup of tea! ☕️🌱

My solution for protecting my garden from the heat: bulk children’s umbrellas! Here’s hoping ✌️🌱

Play it at my funeral open.spotify.com/track/35znXC...

Attitudeopen.spotify.com Listen to Attitude on Spotify. DYLN · Song · 2021.

Tried to call and order a pizza for pickup and an AI answered. Don’t know how to process how bad it felt. AI. To order a pizza. I’ll say this, it made us go in to the store and order in person 🤷‍♀️

Same, cheese toast. Same.

Found my kid’s sun hat, first fucking try

Damnit now I’m waiting for Killer to come round open.spotify.com/track/7iO8C8...

Come Aroundopen.spotify.com M.I.A., Timbaland · Song · 2007

Hells yeah, negroni-in-a-can

Everyone urged people not to watch the debate, but I wish they would watch it and then urge people to abandon the endless pundit analysis and infighting the day or two afterward. This place feels gross today.

That last line about something in Trump “snapped” when he lost was damn good for Biden. Made Trump look unhinged, next to his measured boasting of America being the greatest. And fantastic timing.

Every time either one speaks I feel like I want to crawl out of my skin

Okay Biden, that was good. He did fire that General.

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nine months from today no babies were born

I had to turn the debate back on. I can’t make up my mind.

Had to turn the debate off. It’s fucking horrifying.

Who else is pacing around in horror and dread

My little lady picked out some fabric for her summer comforter and did a damn good job! Can’t wait to get it accomplished. Ice Cream Dreams 🍦🍒🌈

I guess we have a fun outdoor visitor. Everyone, meet Killer. Saw them running through the yard with a fat mouse so they can stay a while in our yard. Seen here, viciously taking over my hammock 😊

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Public artwork in Port Macquarie NSW Australia

Grass porn

Had a nice haul from our garden today! Arugula, Kale, dill, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and lavender. And a pretty great helper, also. 🌱

If, like me, you grew up with German family or spent time in Germany, you know the beauty of a Westfälischer Schinken. It is sooooo good. Edelweiss here in PDX makes the most legit version stateside, and it is perfection.

Texas hot day in Portland calls for kolsch and brisket tacos at Matt’s BBQ tacos. Not bad, Matt.

This will have to do.

Very last gluten test tmrw, really wishing I was sitting at Zeitgeist rn having a pitcher of Death and Taxes.

Angry lady summer has arrived

Bad news, you say? Well, then, I really should get drunk.