Alright folks. Show me your fighter.
Today, mine's Cinder. Coming in at a lean mean 13 pounds, she's the length of a Cadillac and fuzzy like a slipper.
Beware: KNIFE FINGERS.
Hodor. 115kg. Monster truck of a dog, gentle giant but will squash you to death trying to get on your lap, or break your neck when you slip in a pile of his Slobber.
I feel that. It was too of mind because I slipped in a puddle last night after their game of biteyface, smashed both knees, a foot, and my laptop, sprained my hip and my neck. Sore as hell today, they're lucky they're cute.