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@markothecomic.bsky.social

Chicago Comedian who posts original jokes and memes for you to laugh at. Hopefully. Please.
If you like them and share them and follow me I will love you forever.
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Toronto has dropped out of the list of top 10 most liveable cities due to a housing crisis, which is the inevitable result of being listed as one of the top 10 most liveable cities.
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My doctor told me to cut back on trans fats. I told him, first of all, my sex life is none of your business. And second of all, she's pleasantly portly. #fat #bodyshame #trans #transfat #plussize #portly #overweight #sexlife #doctor #joke #comedy #oneliner #fatjoke RT please
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I may be bullheaded, stubborn, and obstinate, but at least I’m consistent. #comedy, #jokes, #oneliner #comedian #stubborn #obstinate #bullheaded Please follow me for more semi-hilarity.
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I feel bad when I hear about a lone gunman. He should get together with other gunmen and start a lone gunman support group. Bring Your Own Bullets. #BYOB #guns #2ndamendment #gengun