Mark Shore: not going to look for it on XTwitter but there was a funny story of someone whose cat got out of their house or apartment and was soon found and returned, and then a day or so later their real, nearly identical cat, returned on its own so now they have two cats

Help, I'm trapped again

He hasn't even budged

I tried to get up and look what this little asshole did

He finally got up but now I have a new cat-related problem. Sorry for the quality of the photo, it was a stealth shot through a back window

I don't see a cat-related problem. I see ***CAT EXCELLENCE*** in progress.

Nooooo only one of those cats is my cats

Are you sure?

Not as sure as I was a few minutes ago 🥰

not going to look for it on XTwitter but there was a funny story of someone whose cat got out of their house or apartment and was soon found and returned, and then a day or so later their real, nearly identical cat, returned on its own so now they have two cats

And both cats were tuxedoes and both hysterically overweight. The likelihood of having TWO of that model....

Of course, the likelihood is that their cat underwent mitosis!

Wouldn't they be smaller then?

YES!!! Those are the exact cats I was referring to.

I ran into the other room to show my far less Online partner this pic and he said "oh the twin tuxedo cats? Yeah I saw that already" wtf lol

It's a portrait of greatness

That DID occur to me -- and it would be an excellent explanation for why the cat had bulked up! -- but I didn't think of it until I'd already posted the wisecrack. 😄

Oh my god 😂

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