Musk enters the Hyperloop tube
sensors trigger the doors to close
pumps rapidly evacuate the air from the tube
staff look for a nonexistent kill switch
staff call laid-off engineers, who don't answer
Musk dies
Musk hailed as a genius and visionary
loyal fans asphyxiate themselves in homage
They shoot Musk is into space or down into the deep sea "to rescue driving children" so they can say he died trailblazing and protect their stock valuations.
