Mat Johnson

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The thing about social media is I’ve never been in a crowded store and thought, “I’d love to have a conversation with all these people at once.”

Saw Long Legs. The legs weren't even long, tbh.

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JD Vance exists b/c in the panic after the 2016 election white liberal were desperate for any way to explain/excuse their conservative relatives and instead of listening to black ppl who were screaming "It's the racism" they made Vance a best selling author, which gave him the platform he needed

The emperor totally has clothes—wtf are you even talking about?

Academic Rankings, in Ascending Order: Adjunct Professor Assistant Professor Associate Professor Full Professor Endowed Chair That Famous Person Nobody Ever Sees On Campus

Nobody has all the answers, besides me.

Watching Biden’s press conference. When does the confidence-inducing portion start?

"President Biden has more stamina than George Clooney, a Biden campaign official suggested"

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Hi #portfolioday. I'm Steve Lieber, and I draw comic books. Publishers include, DC, Image, Dark Horse, Oni, Marvel & more. I also help manage @helioscopepdx.bsky.social, a shared studio for comics artists in Portland, OR.

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"Don't let the French have all the fun" is an excellent slogan and I submit it to the committee for wide promulgation in everyone's elections.

Look how fun shutting down fascists is. I want this for us, too

yo are we gonna weekend-at-bernies this election shit or what

Elected Democrats, preparing to go off record.

It wasn't a "bad debate;" it was a public display of cognitive decline so severe that he's incapable of overcoming it even when everything is on the line.

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Even a tepid choice can be a momentous change when the alternative is evil

See—Biden looks spry.

Ben Franklin wasn’t hot, but he was thirsty.

People are tripping; I'm sure Biden'll be younger by the next debate.

Today I listened to a bunch of rational Democrats tell me to stop overreacting and then I went back and rewatched clips of Biden in last night's debate and they're fucking crazy.

Just throwing this out there—there's no law that says a dog can't be President.

SCOTUS rules 5-4 that they're in charge and can do whatever they want and you can go fuck yourself

Biden actually had a good debate for a man who's way too old to be president.

Supreme Court rules 5-3 Trump can punch you in the face; Thomas concurring.

Jimmy Carter’s still alive—I’m just saying.

I’m really disappointed in Mountain Dew right now.

My biggest question from the debate was how many edibles can I eat tonight and not die?

CNN gets so excited when they get "Dems In Disarray" for Xmas.

A new flagpole was erected at the Alito household from watching this.

At this point in the debate, the best Biden can do is go for a knockout. I mean literally, like hit him with a chair or something.

Well, at least he’s gonna jail Comey.