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no babe, I love that you suck and your shits all fucked up

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queef wellington how about that

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Farting rn, squarting too

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he probably didn't text back bc he's scared of my no gag reflex and kind eyes

for whom the fore skins

hamburger help me

twerking on the lobotomy table

Steve Irwin is my roman empire

there are two knights inside of you, both are too weak for my strongest potions

when you're a child, you side with the knight. when you're an adult, you side with the potion seller.

when is national glue huffing day

has anybody on christian mingle made their username "comegetpsalm" yet

a man w an unusually small penis is nearby

who up reaping what they sew

reattaching his foreskin as a prank

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today is Robin Williams' death day, what's your favorite movie with him?

I didn't know my phone was connected to bluetooth ur honor

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Do you ever wonder if the person that gave you your invite code regrets it?

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it really is an ass eat ass world out there, isn't it

gn, don't forget to stare at the lint on ur bed long enough to make sure its not actually bugs being really still <3

ideal job wld be making the art for those gas station dick pills

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