Metal Gear Solidarity: Darren Jones is first ever Darren to be in the cabinet 🚨🚨🚨

Darren Jones is first ever Darren to be in the cabinet 🚨🚨🚨

This really confused me for a second because the Green candidate who stood for my constituency is also a Darren Jones

He didn't win (even though I voted for him! Rude!) but I forgot about the Labour one and for a microsecond allowed myself to hope there had been a recount and the guy who came fifth had actually won somehow

Darren lobby is everywhere! Insidious!

Disappointing lack of Darrens in my constituency, although we did have an alarmingly named Mr Slaughter standing

Vote for Slaughter for Constituency!

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