Y'all I'm dying, these folks are creating entire new mythos surrounding @swiftonsecurity.com because they dared to make two posts deriding non-voters.
Incredible levels of cope.
guy 1 (basically just about to ask other guy if he wants to come to his bbq): got any plans tonight?
guy 2: yes - I am going to go online where I have been pretending to be taylor swift talking about computer network stuff for 10 years to scold people about voting.
guy 1: I am not having a bbq
