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We know what tinnies are, but not what tinnies may be

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I didn’t set it at 44 because of the name - but I don’t really have anything else I can think to say about it

The most can-friendly stout I have ever had.

I’m never sure whether Starward wants to be taken seriously as a distillery, or ride on being the team who worked out how to make whiskey in an Essendon shed

I have once again been tricked by graphic design into buying a mass produced tinnie. It’s fine I suppose

In 2024 I am growing as a person and expanding my selection of drinking vessels

A beer that meets expectations so accurately it’s scary

Canvent is over and I have survived. This one screams in objection of its metal prison. It yearns for the embrace of glass, but I cannot! I will not compromise on my mission

German purity law (or lightly breaking it) still undefeated

Middle of the list becoming very difficult to rank; lots of “yeah, pretty good!” in there

No fruit, no bomb ☹️

The guy at the farmers market pitched this to me as a seltzer, but as the can says it is actually a gluten-free farmhouse-esque fruity sour. If you bought this thinking it was a sour you’d be pretty upset!

Low gluten beer immensely more tolerable than gluten free beer

Tropical, fruity, nice and crisp! I’m officially on Island Time (day drinking)

On holidays and sampling the local wares. Good but lacking a little XPA punch

Reminded me Fantales no longer exist and made me sad

Really get the sweetness of the bourbon barrels coming through. I bought new jeans today and had to go up a size

Finally a stout at a moderate percentage, good one here but still gets the stout penalty

Loving these big, stonefruity IPAs. Great with curry. Canvent rolls on

Manifesting…

This is great - sour cherry comes through well with just the right twist of bitter cola. Though makes me think: if they ever release ‘Hard Dr Pepper’ I will be unable to control myself

Crisp and summery! A sharp and fresh beer! I’m so behind I had the luxury to choose this over the more full on beers in the box

Great beer but I have put on like 3kg in the course of doing this - I am simply not cut out for it

Relieved to find a sour beer in here that isn’t flavoured after something stupid like Wherther’s Original or whatever

Most of this went into a batch of creamed kale. Stouts continue to unfairly suffer on the list. Sorry, I don’t make the rules

Hard to have much to say about these decent IPA - they’re good!

Surprised this is a limited edition beer for Canvent as this a reliable, solid pale ale that would comfortably fill the standard ale slot in a brewer’s lineup. It’s even a normal ABV!

Strong, hoppy, overall rock solid ale. Appreciate it after going through a few wacky ones

This is a me thing and I can appreciate this is a technically impressive beer, but I just do not like sour worms

Very, very sweet in a sugary (as opposed to fruity) way. Good but I was a little over it by the end of the tinnie

Too scary