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I've argued that Bret Stephens is a big stupid dork. Here I imagine him seeing a lady naked for the first time.
STEPHENS: [hiding behind couch, fumbling with phone] Hello, police?
when you realize this potentially was pamela paul...
look, if my new bride was such a dork that she was afraid to read Judy Blume as a kid, I’d be afraid too. Also he may’ve mistaken her for a bedbug
The kind of unconventional wisdom that appeals to A. G. Shulzberger
...who a lot of people are saying may strangle kittens.
I don't think it's conventional wisdom that AG Shulzberger is a kitten-killer, so it's exactly the kind of opinion I expect to see in his pages.
Bret’s really been living up his big moment of writing the dumbest shit imaginable about how cool Israel is
And yet Thomas Friedman gets a pass for imagining all those taxi drivers.
Pencil-neck geeks are ashamed of him.
You present a strong case.
He couldn't handle anything being round.
He just wants an intelligent conversation with her about her views
911 Operator: Yes?
STEPHENS: I think I’ve been raped!
Oh wow, that's also how he reacts when he sees any PoC
