Notshakespeare: Have you fought a gazebo? — Subium • Bluesky web client

Is everyone else getting, like a TON of fake DMs?

So far all of my Dungeon Masters have been totally real.

If you didn’t color in half the numbers on a D20 with a wax crayon, are you *really* a DM?

Not all of my DMs are as old as I am. I try not to hold it against them. I've even stopped saying "is it really D&D if it isn't Advanced?"

Do your female dwarves have beards? If not, you are playing some inferior game. (For those not in the know, this was a HUGE debate back in the 70s, and it was every bit as stupid as modern gaming debates. Nothing new under the sun…)

Have you fought a gazebo?

Not unironically. I had to put one in the Hackmaster game I ran in 2005.

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