Meredith Rose: Briefly forgot the word “ultra” and asked the Walgreens staff where they kept the turbo-strength tampons

Briefly forgot the word “ultra” and asked the Walgreens staff where they kept the turbo-strength tampons

Imagining what the marketing would be for an equivalent product targeted at the macho consumer. New! XTRME PADS for XTREME FLOW, now with MACHO ADHESIVE, from the maker of THESE COLORS DON’T RUN leakproof MEGATAMPONS with patented TOUGH MF reinforced, fray-resistant POWERSTRINGS! 🦅🇺🇸👨‍🏭

WHETHER THE BLOOD IS YOUR OR YOUR ENEMY’S, KEEP IT HIDDEN WITH OUR SPY-STRENGTH NANOFIBERS.

YOU’LL SOAR LIKE AN EAGLE WITH OUR TACTICAL WINGS THAT GIVE YOU MAXXX COVERAGE

Am thinking of the yogurt that they marketed specifically to men which was Manly (TM) and featured bulls and *strong action fonts* So reminiscent of the Corporate HBO ep on male make up.

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