Mr Snodes

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Puns akimbo, bit of art, history, The Archers, watches, crap cars and crapper footie. Tries not to be exasperated. Shoes model’s own.

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It’s a huge signpost of a new Labour government that “16 year old Spanish boy” doesn’t immediately make you think “which Cabinet minister?”

Anyone good enough to beat Spain??

Southwold water tower and fields today

When you have to get a memorial bench for a relative you don’t like.

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I’m putting this out into the BlueSky universe : ) I’m a trained film intimacy coordinator looking for work. Inclusive, sex-positive, and willing to work with difficult/controversial subject matter. ICs can also be on set for the safety of minors. DMs are open. Tell yer friends ❤️📽️

Holiday nightmare fuel

Ha! Marshal Petain, Major Esterhazy, Eduoard Drumont, General Boulanger, Jean Pierre Cherid, Alain de Benoist- your garçons took a hell of a beating #france

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Your reminder that there are no Frosties in Variety Packs any more. THeylL ThRow you IN jaiL iFyOu doNt eAT curry for BreAkFaSt ThEse daYs

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Aww, no, sorry luggage, you have to spend the holiday up there.

Off to the seaside for the week. Taking my kagoule.

Ronaldo’s efforts to play at this level after being up against a crack unit of Arab postmen and barbers all season will be familiar to anyone lucky enough to witness Paul Young singing over the last couple of years. #PORFRA

Bloody hell - Labour turnover by 600 votes in my previously 10000 Tory majority home constituency. Never think your vote doesn’t count. 😀

Hat lady is my fave

If you see this, post a flower. #DurhamCathedral

What’s that you say, pets at FOALing stations? (this is mine!)

You absolute cow Soosan #TheArchers

Spot the hidden cat (she’s there, I promise)

Phew, survived the Hygenist. I wonder if there’s another job in which you’re so routinely lied to by your customers?

Off to the Dental Hygienist this pm for a bollocking

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A big day for dogs at polling stations, of course, but spare a thought for Poles at dogging stations

Oh god. Can’t the Ambridge Magistracy Fairy speed it up? #TheArchers

Without downloading any pics, what is it like dating you

“Are you the one who gives IT lessons?”

Cold, isn’t it?

“I can see a building in the distance…what’s that it says on the roof? ‘Meg’s Glue’ what!” #TheArchers

Who’s going to have the tree surgery accident? Like for Ed Retweet for Emma #TheArchers