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the weather tells me to wear shorts but then I’m too cold inside the house. guess I live in the sun now You a lizard? Find a rock to lay on? if I could have one power from the animal kingdom it would be soaking up heat through my skin I'd sleep for 3 months like a bear it must feel so good to stretch after that the world's biggest stretch and then jamming your hand into a big ceramic honeypot for breakfast I LIVE pooh mode Je, you know this crop tops, no pants! that’s the way pooh likes to dance Oh the worlds biggest neck kink i'd choose the ability to stick to walls and lick my own eyeballs 🦎 how do you think they taste? makes sense, idk why but I think they’d taste a little chemically too, like medical grade plastic probably accurate for people wearing contacts and use contact solution. It would be so dope to photosynthesize too like leaf sheepies I’d like to have retractable claws. 😝 would they disappear completely or would you have super sharp nails but shorter 
