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Dan Bennett

@nerdyattorney.bsky.social

Portland-based appellate nerd and regular nerd. Public Defender.
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I have good jokes about Scylla and Charybdis but I can’t choose.
i have a really good joke about lethe but
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Are you supposed to run from a solar eclipse and play dead with a lunar eclipse or vice versa? I can never remember.
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This new Beyoncé cover of Jolene is really good, but the song loses a little something when the singer is unable to conceive of Jolene as posing any romantic threat whatsoever.
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This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
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quote with a game that is nostalgic to you
quote with a game that is nostalgic to you
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