30-year-old Gifted Kid

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30-year-old Gifted Kid

@newyorkghoul.bsky.social

senior editor at wookiepedia
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I must have beer. Beer is the mind chiller. Beer is the little break that brings total relaxation
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has anyone ever lost a beef so hard that a song about them being a pedophile became the song of the summer
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i should've killed me when I had the chance
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RT if you agree!
I've grown a belly (it's not intentional, just gaining weight in an unhealthy way). I'm starting to kinda feel attracted to myself (but not really chubby enough). Weird thing is that when I think of stuff I used to j/o to as a teenager, my younger self definitely would have liked my current pics.
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spyro the dragon is literally the nicest dude you'll ever meet and some of y'all treat him like complete shit 🙄
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sometimes i block people just cuz I think they're getting too big for their britches
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she giving me head, shoulders, knees, AND toes
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for the millionth time central park is not a fucking dog run
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I'm sorry but if you're driving for Uber in an EV and you're driving like it's a fuckin go cart you're getting the worst rating I'm capable of giving and no tip
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GIMP is the goat as a photoshop replacement, Inkscape as an illustrator replacement has gotten considerably better over the years, and shotcut is a decent premiere alternative (haven't used davinci resolve, but that has a free version apparently).
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i don't know who needs to hear this but you don't have to use Adobe there are plenty of free and open source replacements for nearly all of the creative cloud
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Mom wake up I just had a nightmare where a liberal snowflake made me use a singular they
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been in two EV ubers today and both of them were insanely shitty drivers
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star wars fans, you all need to get your shit together. stop pretending any of this new shit is good, it's embarrassing.
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why do all EVs need to have flush handles. is it literally just because of Tesla
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this bit is literally impossible to do with Neutral Milk Hotel
make a band milder maroon 4
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Kathy Hochul is so wise to appeal to voters in Suffolk county, Staten Island, New Jersey, and Connecticut.
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aww did somebody's viwage get waided by piwates 😥
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pronouncing milestone like minestrone
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i wish all cricket fans in New York right now a very kill yourself and your whole family ❤️
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the financial arc of the market is long but it bends towards profit
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"average human eats three credit cards worth of plastic in a year" statistic is misleading. John Visa, who eats 30,000 credit cards a day, was a statistical anomaly and should not have been counted.
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Kendrick Lamar's diss tracks against Drake are deliciously savage and - in a word - simply epic
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check out my new website wookiefeetia if you want to see peter mayhews little piggies
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fuck zodiac signs what was the value of the S&P 500 when your were born? Bear or Bull market?