Morpheus: "Now you have a decision to make. You can take the blue pi- Oh, my god did you just take both?"
Me: "I didn't know the rules! Stop yelling at me! Now what happens?!"
Morpheus: "I guess we get your stomach pumped?!"
Me: "Am I The One?"
Morpheus: "I mean, I'm pretty sure you are not."
I just realized that, having only been on Twitter before, that I'm lazy enough to repost old shit on a new platform. So, without further adieu, here's a picture of my headless neighbor driving his lawn mower into a wall.
I caught an early screening of MaXXXine tonight. It was amazing. It perfectly captures 80's horror while doing it's own thing. The actors all seem to be having a blast. This film is a fantastic conclusion to what is, in my opinion, the best horror trilogy out there.
Wow. Arby's has shrunkflated their sliders. Now for the low low price of $1 you can buy a chicken nugget on a bun. I've half a mind to go back up there and talk to Mr. Arby himself!
Wife: Can you pick up some coffee from the store? You know what kind, right?
Me: Black?
Also Wife: Can I borrow some fishing line?
Also me: Flouro, braid or mono?
Wife: Just clear.
Me: Uhhhh...okkkaayyyy. What pound test?
It's kind of strange to me that this town has every major chain and a handful of mom and pop pizza restaurants and still the best pizza, by far, is from Sam's Club and Casey's (midwest gas station for those unfamiliar).
There's a mineral museum in my town that never bothered to open the stones, so all you see are identical looking rocks.
The person at the front desk asks you if you've ever seen polished amethyst or jasper. If you say "no," they'll say "Well, then, today is going to be like all the others."
Personally, I love the new Google A.I. search results. I've been really wanting something I could immediately scroll past in order to get to a helpful answer to my queries for quite some time.
