Nix Kelley (they/them)

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Nix Kelley (they/them)

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mostly shitposts here, slightly more serious at @[email protected]. for actual better content, go to www.nixkelley.com if you must

they/them, neurospicy, queer, chronically ill as well as extremely interesting
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my 40s are really blurring together in an existential horror kind of way
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in honor of today's celebration of colonialism by terrifying people who have been harmed by said colonialism, here's my favorite trusty themed shitpost
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I wore jorts before they were uncool
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Cow or goat or sheep!! DO NOT DRINK RAW MILK. ANIMALS ON SMALL FARMS ARE NOT LESS VULNERABLE TO HIGHLY PATHOGENIC AVIAN INFLUENZA I DO NOT CARE WHAT THAT HIPPIE ASS BACKYARD GOAT KEEPER TOLD YOU
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Keene: the story's not about big feet, it's about bigfoots Tolkien: Tolkien: oh Tolkien: how big are the bigfoots feet? Keene: normal sized Tolkien: normal for us or normal for bigfoots? Keene: you know what i'm just gonna call them sasquatchs going forward
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