All I can think of is that SNL piece from a few years ago where they're trying some dickhole and cant find anyone who doesn't already hate them, even somebody who just woke from a coma
Very cool especially in a country that has jury duty so you can't even say no to being brought in to high profile cases where you might get doxxed by the media for posting a meme on your Tumblr blog like 3 years ago or some shit.
