Structural engineers, welcome to the circle of hell on social media. The public health experts brought cupcakes and, as always, those of us who work in emissions reduction and climate change brought booze…
As an interested idiot on shipping, civil/naval engineering, that's where my head was going as well. If you can't build a bridge to survive a massive systems failure on a giant boat, and you can't outlaw the giant boat, you've got to handcuff them to tugboats until they're out in the open water.
Of course not, I thought at first, but upon closer reading of the scripture....
"A toy store is no place for a tugboat," said Scuffy, and he sniffed his blue smokestack again.