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duuuuuuuude the new denzel curry album is so fucking good

girl you walk like a bitch

where the fuck can i listen to cindy lee's new album

next time maybe work on your aim beforehand

pills enough to make me feel ill cash enough to make me well

don't ever refer to ships or vessels of any kind as "she" in my presence

i can tell already angeria is not going to win this season which is fine as long as plastique does win. it must be one of the 2. i will accept no others.

there's not going to be another nominee you stupid slut. biden won't even step down. he plans to tear the whole thing down and put up affordable housing. he's gonna seal your tomb for good.

i for one feel great about the debate.

i literally can't believe it has been very nearly 10 years since too bright came out.

also, stop saying "but yet . . ." you need one or the other. either but or yet. you don't need both.

also "journalists" should stop asking actors about sex scenes. it's weird.

white people should stop wearing grills.

there's hope for lorde to come back to us yet. fuck that sunbeam moonshine shit, come back to us girl pls

it's fine i also hate me

new nilüfer yanya just dropped

i have played drug dealer simulator for 120 hours. mental illness.

dear new york times, what the fuck is b school seriously

when are we gonna be able to save drafts here

paul schrader might be a genius.

chex quest is on steam for free. i literally forgot it existed until seeing it just now.

THAT'S WHY I SAID I RELATE I SAID WE RELATE IT'S SO FUN TO RELATE

i am once again listening to spellling's 2021 album THE TURNING WHEEL. the penguin song is my favorite.

some people should have impostor's syndrome.

where my central ohioans at

And honestly I welcome death in a way that borders on yearning

I choose to believe that mold does not spread as easily as people say it does because otherwise I'd have to rewash all the dishes I just washed.

celtics v cavs is fUNNY