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why can't i get paid to play dumb 1980s/90s arcade games for hours on end, dissociating "we don't know why but her doing this stupid thing is the only force holding the nether demons on the other side of their dimensional portal" "without this Sloth Accumulator, the sloth would stick to other hard-working queers and drag the queer GNP down" "the Elder Gods who feed on negative energy are transfixed by this utterly useless activity, and thus they leave the rest of us alone" 
