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i’m gonna change the world with my posts

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so many of you will scroll past the paintings of the swaddled cat on your way to like a post that says something like “what if our poop had fur on it lol”

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Side note: There's a lengthy inspiration chain which led to this, but it began with having Trogdor stuck in my head.

(after brushing the weed crumbs and spiders from my hair) they’re not on my level

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need a vape pen that is horse tranquilizer

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i already made the song they're going to play at my funeral soundcloud.com/meltedcomput...

Catssoundcloud.com Listen to Cats by melted computer #np on #SoundCloud

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i'll give you your fucking stats

everything is about sex, except sex, that’s about savory fluid exchange 🤤

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Self-Harm

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hello kitty has joined the police academy

tshirt canon but it’s full of handwritten versions of my posts

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 8,1947

i probably trust the accounts followed by nancy comics by ernie bushmiller more than i should

do you think pooping would be better or worse if our poop was covered in fur

mf said “stop pushing my buttons, you’re really hurting my feelings” 🤣🤣😭😂🤣🤣

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I wish the whole world was awake & in love w me

look, i know we role played as the geico cavemen on gorby560’s thread for 3 days straight, but that doesn’t mean i want to talk to you on discord

sorry for cursing so much

i'll give you your fucking stats

i love a logged in bitch... love a bitch with an "online now" status...

bought a cover for my e-reader, mainly so i could cover it in stickers i’ve been too precious about

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i think i might have said all i need to here

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It’s true! You can!

street shark in the sheets

source: you see i’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name

i think if we post hard enough, things are gonna work out for everyone!!

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i’m so horse pilled rn