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Wm Matthew

@omega7stone.bsky.social

send in the crayons and i will set the mental hostages free. retired (stroke)black bag engineer. democrat to the core.✍️🎵
Cash app: $Matt712hew
Any help is greatly appreciated 💙
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I just realized.. I'm old(tired) And disabled. Crank the crankiness begin? Senior discount coffee? Blue plate special my ass. I still have hair And I heard what you just mumbled under your breath.. *Security!!!*
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Almost a year at the shelter. I have seen my sister 3 times. My ex-wife is coming tomorrow for belated birthday trip to a special market place we used to enjoy. Pack your bags, It's a guilt trip... Yep, I'm still a horrible person.
enjoy.mm
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I couldn't write a banger if I held everyone at Starbucks...
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Definitely not my dingle... Or my hopper. Get that thing away from me. Yeah. I will taze a bitch now a days...
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Have I offended you lately? I'll try harder. Ted talk 2.0 So much for the eloquence of the old days....
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Best jobs ever. Commuting. Elevator. Chaos.. #2 Royal street New Orleans French quarter across the street from my house. *legal jobs... Behave you unruly incidels.. Who peed in the corner? This is not social services bitch..
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Turgid stupid fuck... Is it still a thing?
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I would sleep with her too... Cooties though...
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Can I touch your butt? You know, baseball.⚾
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My mother always said: Set the world on fire. ' she never expected me to come home... For matches...'
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I appreciate for the information...* No not a bot...
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Do you take American Express? I just want some pigs feet. That is pickled pigs feet in that congealed sedentary jar, yes?
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I know it's crazy that most people call me Will, but the few and far between between call me Matthew. My given name. There's always a Matthew misbehaving on aisle 3 or 4 in the grocery store... Unruly bastards. Representing eternally. Legacy. I do walk on water. 😎☮️
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It's science. Is my response to everything.
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Overhead* Is she hot? What's her dad's favorite aftershave?
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Did you get your hair done did girl? Yoo roook marvelous.
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Click... I was home at the time.