optiMSTie

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A guy who loves MST3K!

I dig films, retro videogames, newspaper comics, Joe Bob Briggs & hosted movie shows, Muppets, Iron Chef, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, oldies & jazz music, etc

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avatar: MST3K's Crow in tux
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Max? More like Min, amiriiiiiiiiiite #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

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Jesus if this movie is only gonna be puns and innuendo then ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

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If #DrGiggles was made today you know he'd be killing people with Ozempic and Fentanyl and Cialis and shit #TheMutantFam #JoeBobBriggs #TheLastDriveIn

I guess ya had to be there. #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

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Do I go with a ska joke or a Tim Cappello "I Still Believe" joke? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #JoeBobBriggs #Shudder #DrGiggles

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Using MOVIE as an acronym, recommend 5 films: M: Memento O: Overlord V: Vacancy I: It Follows E: Everything, Everywhere, All at Once

Using MOVIE as an acronym, recommend 5 films: M: Monsieur Hulot's Holiday O: One Wonderful Sunday V: Vozvrashcheniye (a.k.a. 2003's The Return) I: I've Loved You So Long E: Ernest & Celestine

Clint Howard from Ice Cream Man is watching intently and taking notes... #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

Welp, that was a waste of perfectly good sour cream. #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

... wait, how top secret can this bash be if she knows about it? #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

🎵 Can't get enough of The Stuff! 🎵 #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

Hahahaha, WOW, that shit was COLD. Stepmom's gonna form a villainous tag team with Dr. Giggles, no? #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

"Well, that's enough of looking at the Scrapbook of Trauma." #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

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See, I wasn't bullshitting about the Dr. Mario cameo #DrGiggles #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs

HOLY SHIT, Joe Bob Briggs out here like the Fandom Wiki for Charmed or somethin'. #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

"Aren't you the world's biggest fan of the series Charmed?" "No." LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

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"Hey Baby...wanna put on my mom's sexy lingerie? #TheLastDriveIn

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We need to discuss “Please wear my mom’s sexy-time unmentionables” #Shudder #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

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Someone should just say they don't have any insurance. That'll send him screaming into the night. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #JoeBobBriggs #Shudder #DrGiggles

That kid ain't down with the streets. A bloodcurdling death scream should NEVER shake your concentration from Dr. Mario, not even for a second. #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

Good lawd, Dr. Giggles, murk this clown twice. #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

Swing and a miss there, Dan Cortese. OH GOD, NOT WITH THE TOOTHBRUSH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 🤮 #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

DR. ***BY GOD*** MARIO!!! :D #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

"Apparently, his son giggled a lot." "That's what they say." #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

The world's most ominous ironing board! #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

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Oop, oop, I think we stumbled into the Lost Boys, everybody go back one movie. #TheLastDriveIn

The "got your nose" prank gone horribly wrong... #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

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#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched Been on a horror kick lately.

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! What's YOUR #LastFourWatched? Christmas in July? I had Halloween in July, watching 3 scary films w/ a special nod to my all-time fave, Jaws, which I had to watch for the 4th. I also watched Joan Blondell & Melvyn Douglas imitate Nick & Nora Charles in a mystery. #Letterboxd

They had one (1) guy in charge of doctor cliches for the screenplay. #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

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Fucking party poopers! If someone wanted to make a horror movie in my neighborhood, I'd be baking cookies for the crew, all day every day. #TheLastDriveIn

Run, Jackie from Roseanne, RUN! #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu