“We are a bundle of features when, taken away, leave nothing to describe. Imagine something you can’t describe; it doesn’t exist—and therefore, neither do you.”
Whenever I buy a new device that comes with a USB charger, it's very important to me that it will fit into the drawer with the two dozen other USB chargers that I probably won't ever use.
Hey... I'm not saying this to be racist, but [deep breath] cats are generally adorable, and I love them. That's just how it is, and I don't care what the liberal media has to say about it.
Boom.
#MicDrop
“Thank you for holding. We are experiencing higher than expected call volume, but…”
Quiet, you; we both know that isn’t true. Now just put “Opus No. 1” back on, because that’s my jam.
Facts of note:
• There is no panda on the Panda Express menu.
• There is also no panda on their secret menu.
• They will insist that they don’t even have a secret menu.
Ugh, what an ordeal. Please, people, heed my advice— if someone offers you a puzzle box that opens a portal to Hell, you just say to them, “does it come with the Frontega Chicken Panini? Because what I ordered was the Frontega Chicken Panini.”
Also, “no, thank you.”
