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@ottoenglish.bsky.social

Author. Semi-professional irritant. Slayer of bollocks. Yes, my real name is Andrew Scott, and yes, there's a long history of pen names.

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Something of a self own going on here
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On this week's UtterBolloxPod John and I discuss Adolf Hitler's claim that his life was spared by a British soldier in WW1 and the intinsic weirdness of water. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/u...
‎Utter Bollocks on Apple Podcastspodcasts.apple.com ‎Society & Culture · 2024
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An incredible story
No reason why you should be, OBVIOUSLY, but if you’re in need of distraction today, it’s the 149th anniversary of the birth of Harold Davidson, Rector of Stiffkey, defrocked for ‘rescuing’ young ladies and eventually mauled by a lion in Skegness
Odd this daymulberryhall.medium.com Give thanks and praise, for it is the 148th anniversary of the birth of destined-to-be-defrocked vicar Harold Davidson, self-styled…
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I know a lot of people are saying this attempt on his life will swing things in Trump’s favour, but it is also a reminder to millions of Americans of the violence and mayhem he attracts. I'm not swayed by the argument of sympathy votes in situations like this - although of course it will harden core
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Jacob has to cast an eye over some figures later today, but there are seven children to get ready for school—how will he cope? Oh, the boys are all boarders and his wife and nanny are taking care of the others. Join us next week for more family drama.
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Oh sweet jesus really
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I promised my teenage kids a feelgood factor some months ago. Felt we were owed one, and if it only lasts until Sunday, welll that is good enough frankly. A taste of how life can be in a democracy.
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And they’re off! #ToryCivilWar Suella Braverman: “I’d be interested in knowing whether Kemi thinks I’m having a “very public nervous breakdown”.”
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Nice isn't it. Better. Feel like I've been an unwilling extra in a clown show for 14 years and that now it's over.
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Fun times at Byline Festival. Photos by Ashley Greb Photography
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I know people like our quirky tradition of monster raving loons and joke candidates but I think it's time to move on from that stuff now and grow up a bit. But enough of Jacob Rees-Mogg ....
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"Voting doesn't change anything" "They're all the same" "I'm going to spoil my ballot"
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Can't even tell the truth about this. It's quite clearly his front.
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@ottoenglish.bsky.social Leeds Bradford “airport”. He’s above you!
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"I'm going to say "yes" because I've no idea what you are talking about" Join John and a very perplexed me as we dive into the works of Shakespeare and that fella who slayed a dragon. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
‎Utter Bollocks: Shakespeare and Saint George on Apple Podcastspodcasts.apple.com ‎Show Utter Bollocks, Ep Shakespeare and Saint George - Jun 27, 2024
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Confess, @ottoenglish.bsky.social : This is definitely your influence this time.
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Russia Today still using the useful idiots useful idiot
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I got one of these leaflets (didn't check if it was modified), but noted that two of the policies were to "fight against" stuff that is good for the planet. Obviously I put it in the recycling.
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"Stella" looks like a reliable sort
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Doubt it because the rest of us find it objectively hilarious
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Apologies for reposting the truly toxic mix of Tate AND Farage into your timelines but I think it's important we understand exactly who Farage is. He's telling us right here.
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