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We need to bring the East Coast/West Coast beef back so the scene and the game can get over their boomer obsession with #redneckedness.

While everyone rushed out to rewatch Hillbilly Elegy, I rewatched American Ultra, because it's a much better explanation of WTF just happened.

I'm finding lots of good meme fuel in this razzmatazz. @aaronlong.bsky.social you may enjoy...

What really went down:

Of course Trump "almost" got shot the Saturday before his coronation. Sticky Fingaz already explained all this in Ra p Starr (2012).

Who knew that the way AI would design to destroy humans was by stoking a global war about who is and isn't an artist?

If the USA had just air bombed an Israeli hospital as a proportional and measured response to the assassination of Rachel Corrie in 2003, we would all be living in a much more stable and peaceful world today.

WOMEN: If you keep the man close but still outrun him, the bear gets him, not you.

Everyone gets that the Columbia raid only happened when it did so that nobody on the news would talk about anything other than Israel on May Day, right? Even Canada's usually stoic CBC National cut 2.5 of its 4 hours to a not-live feed of the non-event. Jazzmin Jiwa handled the pressure well, tho.

The Torah is clear: from Moses, through Hitler, to Bibi, it has always been about בית גידול, not hate.

@linesdown.bsky.social Teaching white people that gentrification exists was a mistake, because now they have turned "ungentrified space" into a positional good.

Positional good - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

Is anyone else specifically avoiding "viewing" the eclipse because it's hella bad luck to view one? Keep your eyes on the ground, folk.

@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social

@linesdown.bsky.social To me, this suggests buyers on a war footing.

@linesdown.bsky.social World top-publishing closed/paywalled research universities ranked (left column) vs. world top-publishing open/free research universities (right column.) Notice a trend?

@linesdown.bsky.social AKA: the "fuck around and find out curve."

@linesdown.bsky.social Consider this insane inflection point we've reached:

Routes of Drug Use Among Drug Overdose Deaths ...www.cdc.gov This report describes different routes of drug use observed in drug overdose deaths.

Air travel is the closest most of y'all ever do to jail time.

Don't test me.

Can we make this weekly?

Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby caught jumping the queue to piss on Kissinger's grave.

Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college

So this is what I get when I try to sign up for premium on X. This is after I confirmed I was ready to buy and right before I was to enter my payment details. Awesome sales funnel, guy.

All I really really really really really really really want to see is a total eclipse of the sun

Einsturzende Neubauten-Total eclipse of the Sunyoutu.be Einstürzende Neubauten : Collapsing New Buildingsfrom West Berlin, formed in 1980One of their "trademarks" is the use of custom-built instruments, predominan...