Bill Manhire: . A Clerihew Christopher Luxon Hardly ever mucks in. He looks a bit sinister But he’s actually the New Zealand Prime Minister. .

. A Clerihew Christopher Luxon Hardly ever mucks in. He looks a bit sinister But he’s actually the New Zealand Prime Minister. .

Christopher Luxon Collapsed industries like construction. He scrimped each penny that he found But was foolish re. the pounds.

Christopher Mark Luxon Is a source of general suction And, ironically you know, a Prime Minister of Aotearoa.

Christopher Luxon Lacks understanding of Anything other than Money Lux Flakes Luxon Waxes lyrical on Air New Zealand On Air klaxon, klaxon Luxon, Christopher Blah blah blah Blathering blundering I’m not listening Luxon lucky sod Luxon lucky luck Cluck cluck cluck Money makes the… ugh

I don’t know what form that is… I don’t write poetry 🤣

Prime Minister looks at the brokendown ship. Top teeth biting the thin bottom lip. Political capital gone in thin air! Christopher Luxon hasn't a prayer. Apologies to A. A. Mine and Sebastian Faulks

Simeon Brown A miniature clown. Said the pylon shouldn't have fallen down, Nor the Aratere run aground.

Nicola Willis Rarely chill is. Consider her mission And acknowledge she’s really fucked this one.

Outstanding.

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