Tim Schmelter

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Husband. Dad. Aikidoist. Geek. Not necessarily in that order.

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BREAKING NEWS: The Houston-based company has pulled off the first successful commercial landing on the lunar surface. It's America's first soft landing in decades.

Private lunar lander returns U.S. to the moon 50 years later. Here's what to knowwww.npr.org The Houston-based company has pulled off the first successful commercial landing on the lunar surface. It's America's first soft landing in decades.

@scalzi.com, are you aware of any weirdness with the whatever.com RSS feed? I realized I hadn’t seen the last comfort watch and when I checked the site saw that I’ve actually missed several updates! The last one in my feed is Day 29, “The Nice Guys”

Seattle-area vegans and vegetarians: Makini Howell of Plum Bistro has a GoFundMe to build a tofu factory and kitchen to make Plum deliciousness available in your local grocery! gofund.me/226674b3

Empowering Compassion, Making Good Food!, organised by Makini Howellgofund.me Hi, plant-loving community, It’s Makini from Plum, my family and I have been s… Makini Howell needs your support for Empowering Compassion, Making Good Food!

Explains a lot, actually.

My first instinct was that this is very wrong but on second thought maybe not...

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RT only if you are NOT becoming more conservative as you grow older.

Hummingbirds are beautiful, sprightly, and absolute bastards who will not hesitate to dive bomb your eyeball if you’re not hanging their feeder quickly enough.

🎵 I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain His hair was perfect (Sponsored post: AquaNet™)

🎵 By the time we got to Woodstock We were halfway high And we hadn't bathed in days But honestly, we were kinda ripe to start with We are stardust

🎵 Smoke on the water And fire in the sky Hang on a sec Did you say the goddamn water is smoking?

🎵 As the big freighters go It was bigger than most But smaller than others Look, let's just say It was on the biggish side

🎵 I've seen all good people Turn their heads each day So satisfied I'm on my way. Great job head turning, y'all. Keep it up.

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The demise of the #StarWars Galactic Starcruiser is not a surprise for a myriad of reasons, but certainly far swifter than I think anyone anticipated. I feel for the under-appreciated castmembers who poured their hearts into making the experience the best it could be.

Disney World's costly Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser to close in late Septemberwww.cnbc.com Disney World's Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser is closing and will make its final voyage this September after being open for only more than a year.

🎵 Mama, just killed a man… 🎵 Oh mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law… Mama, I may have too much faith in your ability to fix things

100% accurate classic rock lyric: 🎵 I am the Eggman. They are the Eggmen. Yo soy el hombre huevo. Ellos son los hombres huevo. ("Spanish While you Sleep" continues on Side 2)

In an effort to keep Bluesky chill, I present as a public service the first of my 100% accurate Classic Rock Lyrics. I’m pretty sure that’s how this song goes. 🎵 Brandy, You're a fine girl. What a good wife You would be. Would you be open To a three-way With the Sea?

I see that people are quickly aware of new signups, but I don’t see an area of the Bluesky app that shows a raw timeline, event stream, etc. Am I missing something in the UI, or are folks using an external site/API?

OK, so it’s called “skeeting” not “tweeting”, and “federation” not “locking your profile data to a platform owned by an alt-troll edgelord for sketchy monetezation.” I can remember that.

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