Every morning Joe Biden personally slashes John Roberts's tires.
JR: "What are you doing?"
JB: "I'm carrying out my duties as commander in chief. Your car might have gotten in the way of a tank, so I carried out a preemptive strike on it."
JR: "Carry on then."
On reflection, that would not work. The Supreme Court would say: you are exercising a power you do not have; we nullify those grants of citizenship.
It has to be an actual act. Maybe he should order the entire federal fleet of cars etc. to park in the justices' parking spots. ALL the SCOTUS spots.
