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Born to nap. Eugene, OR
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[Ray Parker Jr voice] bustin' makes me feel good
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more like fartificial insmelligence
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Honoured to present you with something I put honestly an insane level of work into: an extended book report/deep dive on the man who invented fake dog testicles. It gets strange. Up on YouTube now: youtu.be/fTWK-_baGq4?...
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the black mesa research facility had questionable ethics from a galactic level but they provided so many jobs for new mexico so it is impossible to say if they're good or bad.
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BEAVIS: What cruel irony it is, Butthead, that the most physically vulnerable body parts are also those which give the most pleasure when touched by another person. BUTTHEAD: Our bodies reward us for trusting, Beavis; as though co-operation is inherent in our very biology. BOTH: hehehe-heheh
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*getting attacked by a shark* oh he must smell my shark
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DR: you have this disease ME: oh no DR: but you can cure it with a healthy diet and exercise ME: OH NO
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*continues eating while receiving the Heimlich*
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*tips hat at Hanson* m’bop
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Me when the snow reaches the valley floor as a kid vs me when the snow reaches the valley floor now
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Every photo of a kindergartener's first day they look like this
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Look at this goober.
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