As one of the youngest residents of the United States of America, I have the longest-term interest in its future well-being. Vote for me for president. A vote for me is a vote for naps!
Greetings fellow Americans. I am enjoying a wonderful trip in my private vehicle, Packforce One. I would like to bless you all with my extraordinarily charismatic smile. Have a wonderful day, and Vote for Perky! #perkyforpresident#usa#perky2024
Have we considered requiring the president-elect ride Pedro the Burro the entire way? In fact, I think two months of burro-riding should be required during the election-inauguration period for all elected members of the federal government. It will cut down on lame-duck issues as well.
As President, I will support a robust public transit system, provided it is colorful and made primarily of wood. You can see me here in action, personally laying out the railroad lines myself.
Hello world! In light of the disastrous state of our presidential race between the oldest men I’ve ever seen in my life, I’d like to announce my candidacy for presidency. I have never committed any felonies and my cognitive faculties are actually improving daily. Please vote for me, Perky.
