don't hug me I'm porksweats: too many of you are caring too much about parasocial relationships and not enough about paranormal relationships

too many of you are caring too much about parasocial relationships and not enough about paranormal relationships

i kiss every ghost i come across (i have ghost mono please help me)

listen everytime theres a bump in the night I ask the darkness if it wants something to eat or drink like I cant be anymore forward than that, if they dont reciprocate its not my faul

Theres no damn ghosts in my house or I would be doing the right thing

Is this just fancy language for "i wanna fuck a big tiddy ghost" cuz tbh, can relate

I am going to wine and dine the loch ness monster

That reminds me, I need to play phasmophobia with someone

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