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Terminally online shitposter ||🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️|| Wes Anderson stan account
Butlerian Jihad advocate
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#1 self-declared AI super hater.

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Yes, the system is rigged. youtu.be/zN2_0WC7UfU?...

Student Loans: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)youtu.be With over 43 million Americans paying off student loans, John Oliver discusses how so many people have come to take on student loan debt, why it’s so hard to...

Oh no. What if the Pope excommunicates Biden?

“Freedom of religion act”. Every major religious holiday in the United States is now a federal holiday and the government will be shut down for those days.

I have some funny thoughts about the pro forms recess. What if the potus created more federal holidays that made it impossible? Then he would be free to make recess appointments. youtu.be/dDYFiq1l5Dg?...

Supreme Court Shenanigans !!!youtu.be - Top Sneaky Stamps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4jhoU8QCbw- Director's Commentary: http://patreon.com/posts/42206797## Bonnie BeesSteven Snow, John Buc...

I think I have a campaign more controversial than anything Donald Trump has ever done. Gimme $450,000 a year and I can solve crime.

You know. I’m technically eligible to run for potus.

My new pickup line is the voight kampff tortoise question.

I think I might move to Chicago next year just for the better pizza options.

I'll consider myself financially secure when I don't have to do the mental math on whether I can afford to order a pizza for delivery.

I live in a pizza desert. I can't realistically walk to 99% of the locations I want to check out.

The worst part about choosing to paint with oil colors is I hate the smell of linseed.

The inside out characters in my head

"Why hasn't Joe Biden done ?" "He did it three years ago." I swear you people need to get your news from places other than social media.

"You look like JK Rowling" could be considered an insult these days.

Is omni-sexual a thing

Oh goody it sounds like my neighbors have covid.

"I knew they were a bad person the whole time" sounds a lot like saying "his victims should have known better."

Treating myself to a holiday rotisserie chicken from the grocer.

God fucking damnit. Blick’s is closed today.

Do people know that the President's job isn't to hold debates? Because I'm not so sure some of you do.

I am begging people to use primary sources for political promises. Stop relying on half-baked interpretations by some journo.

We’ve got lots of rabbits.

I love getting paid a day early when holidays are in the middle of the week like this.

Wild how many people will take someone’s speculative fanfiction about what Biden said and completely interpret it to mean “Biden promised this.”

Hades 2 working title: Bathtime for Cerberus

I’m super cranky today and my job is contributing.

Do you think the Pope knows about goatse? Just wondering.

Everything about this sounds awful and horrifying. www.engadget.com/nfc-forum-wa...

NFC Forum wants to bundle age verification and payment receipts in tap-to-paywww.engadget.com The NFC Forum envisions a future wherein one tap is all you need for multiple actions at once, including paying for purchases, getting loyalty point and receiving digital receipts.

How many variations of “post a selfie with your age” am I going to have to create for muted words?

Oh hey this job sounds cool. *checks map* Oh no way to access it without a car. What a shocker.