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Creator of There Is No Antimemetics Division (https://qntm.org/scp), "Lena" (https://qntm.org/mmacevedo), Absurdle, HATETRIS and many other cool things

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> Suspicious email arrives in my work inbox > I report attempted phishing to our cybersecurity team > Automated reply from security team: "Thank you! This message is 'Low Risk', no threat was found." > Perplexed, I click the link in the original email > Phishing test email. From the security team

This is honestly a great car, it goes 0-60mph

Where do the lines go in Tetris

Okay, what now

No we don't have the Fourth of July in the UK, we just go straight from the 3rd to the 5th

In your opinion, what is the first good Discworld book

By the way a reminder that you can buy all five of my books in a single DRM-free bundle for an incredibly agreeable price qntm.gumroad.com/l/tinrz

Pentaquark Bundleqntm.gumroad.com An unmissable, brain-melting science fiction collection. This bundle contains all five of qntm's books to date: the novels Ed, Fine Structure, Ra and There Is No Antimemetics Division and the short fi...

I'm just going to say it if you think that a number being the smallest uninteresting number makes that number interesting you're an imbecile

All I want for Christmas, all I have ever wanted, is a negative leap second

Pi Day is trash, happy Tau Weekend everybody

Why is no one talking about this?

I just think it would be very funny to use an offshore wind turbine to grind grain into flour

Absolute size of this unit en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_...

Atomic units - Wikipediaen.m.wikipedia.org

Referring to literally any item as "this bad boy"

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Pi Day is overrated. Hold out for Tau Weekend (June 28/29)

Based on the amount of time they spend dithering in the road, birds think they're cars

i wonder what birds think cars are

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if you don’t look at the app, it gets better

By the way I feel that "THERE SHOULDN'T BE LORE, JUST SHOOT AND KILL" would be a very entertaining/challenging place to try to put some subtle lore

I've said it before and I'll say it again: "Doom" is an incredible name for a first-person shooter and "the Doom Slayer" is a horrible, horrible name for a first-person shooter's protagonist

I suspect that nobody replying to this actually got it

Used to be you could take a train directly from Basingstoke to London Waterloo with no stops. But now you can't

a new Tom 7 is always good www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y65F... but I have a special comment (cont.)

Badness 0 (Apostrophe‛s version)www.youtube.com Never before seen pilot episode. Keywords: Types If you see any errors, please post about them in the comment section! Source code, papers, etc.: http://tom7.org/bovex

I need you to give me a rigorous proof that I'm overthinking this

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles is a Super Mario game m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ddm...

how many Super Mario games are there NOW?m.youtube.com a non-comprehensive exploration of the range of ways in which people conceptualize the mainline Super Mario seriesfeaturing jan Kesi (Kate):@chattercat @psig...

STOP CALLING THINGS FROM SPACE "OUT OF THIS WORLD"

Are most fish happy

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worm worm

Misspelling the middle part of an egg, because of Woke

DOCTOR: I'm going to refer you to a specialist in proctology. I've never met the man myself, his name's Pagliacci PATIENT: Butt doctor,

Did you know? There are so many IPv6 addresses that if we assigned one to every atom on Earth, we would immediately run out