Sridhar Ramesh

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Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.

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Preliminary job interview. A knife is silently placed in front of me. My god. This is how it works? After some hesitation, making peace with how badly I need this job, I grab the knife and attack. "What the hell??", my interviewer says in shock, knife in chest. Shortly afterwards, our food arrives.

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The most important election of our lifetimes isn’t until 16 years from now, so feel free to sit this one out if you’re busy that day 👍

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As the most important of the web of checks and balances on the power of the various branches of the United States government, it should be legal to kill the sitting president. It would still be immoral, just legal.

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If you murder a string of Supreme Court justices and then appeal your conviction back up to the Supreme Court, all the remaining judges must recuse themselves with conflicts of interest. You are automatically freed; the perfect crime. No law school is brave enough to admit this.

Thank god for Elon Musk and his shitpost memes. 𝕏 is the home for free speech.

You have to vote for 99% Hitler against 100% Hitler. Now you have to vote for 99.5% Hitler. Now you have to vote for 99.75% Hitler. Now you have to vote for 99.875% Hitler. Now you have to vote for 99.9375% Hitler.

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The alleged January 6 riots were a hoax. This man is a professional actor.

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Joe Biden and Donald Trump are only three and a half years apart in age. It's not that one of them is significantly older than the other. What I am saying is, there would be no problematic age gap were they to fall in love.

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Once Trump called Biden a Palestinian, Biden acted swiftly to kill the Biden campaign.

Thank god the Supreme Court finally had the guts to overturn Chevron. It was unconscionable what Chevron did to Steven Donziger.

In just 40 years, I will be eligible to become President.

Today is my 39th birthday. Fine.

Once Trump called Biden a Palestinian, Biden acted swiftly to kill the Biden campaign.

Joe Biden is playing 3D chess. A fictional game his dementia-addled mind has hallucinated.

Every day I awake in my creaky body and think "Ugh, I'm so old. I never did anything and now it's too late". Then I see the president and all politicians are over twice my age, and I am filled with optimism and a sense of youth. Our lovely gerontocracy keeps me happy and hopeful.

The Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton campaigns begin tomorrow.

The alleged January 6 riots were a hoax. This man is a professional actor.

This is elder abuse. Of poor old me, watching the debate.

Of course the candidates are old. The Constitution literally has a requirement that you must be sufficiently old to become president. Read a book for once.

I wasn't itching to watch this stuff but I still think it's terrible that it can no longer be accessed. Copyright/intellectual property is a cancer on our society. latenighter.com/news/paramou...

Paramount Axes Comedy Central Site, 25+ Years of Daily Show Clips Gonelatenighter.com One of the richest repositories of late-night videos—including 25 years of clips from 'The Daily Show' and the entire run of 'The Colbert Report'—is no longer.

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I'm glad Dr. Disrespect got banned from Twitch. I once went to see him about a serious medical condition and, worried by his unoptimistic diagnosis, let him know I would be seeking a second opinion. He proceeded to inform me I was ugly as well. I am shocked he maintains his license.

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June birthdays are so goated when being awesome is the vibe

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heck yeah, here for a long time not a good time

Today is my 39th birthday. Fine.

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Yeah I’m on a “diet.” I d food, i e t

RIF Noam Chomsky. Your colorless green body now rests furiously.

I thought I would be younger by now.

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A bunch of bullshit from Alexa app