Randall Stephens: The only sensible thing to do with Trump's "Gettysburg, Wow" speech in Pennsylvania was to make a one-minute documentary film of it. These are all his real words. I added some "bing bongs" at the start. "Never fight uphill, me boys! Never fight uphill."#FunWithPhotoshop youtu.be/4FTMXWgP5R4

The only sensible thing to do with Trump's "Gettysburg, Wow" speech in Pennsylvania was to make a one-minute documentary film of it. These are all his real words. I added some "bing bongs" at the start. "Never fight uphill, me boys! Never fight uphill."#FunWithPhotoshop youtu.be/4FTMXWgP5R4

Gettysburg, Wowyoutu.be My one-minute documentary that uses Trump's rally speech, Schnecksville, Pennsylvania, April 13, 2024.

Every day. Every damn day I think "people like that and voted for it and will vote for it again". Un. Freaking. Believable.

Well, you are never going to be a juror now, Randall.

It’s my cross to bear

Oh good, watching this I unlearned several actual facts I previously knew about the battle.

Donald Jessup Trump lol

Great work Could you please make a video of Trump saying "Legal expenses" three times (as he did this morning) and summoning the Ghost of Roy Cohn a la Beetlejuice?

I do not have enough time to thank you as much as you deserve for this

You sure this isn't Drunk History?

😂👏😂👏 in the immortal words of "bing bong" 😂

Yes it seems unhinged, wildly incorrect and insane until one stops to think. The point is to romanticize civil war thereby beckoning his followers to the purported heroism of defending Donald J. Drumpf.

when he starts telling about how he fought in WW2 along side Ronald Reagan we'll know he's done

Can we get Shelby Foote to tell us how Trvmp ate too much shloosh?

I saw the memes before I heard the speech. Then it was finnier than I had ever thought....

Super fickin finnie!

Amazing. He's clearly more addled than Biden...

Absolute genius here. Thanks for the laugh. It’s remarkable that people who walk among us think he’s worthy of the same office as Lincoln

It must have been an uphill battle to get the shy and reticent former president to narrate this excellent documentary. Tell us, is he really as nice and kind as people say he is in person?

😂😂😂😂ok you just made me spurt out my coffee had to burst out laughing! My pristine pink top is gone me boys!

Perfect! I imagine all the random and disassociated thoughts buzzing through his head are like bumper cars driven by clowns and chimpanzees.

Bing wow. Dude, this is so. Wow.

I keep thinking of the pillow and blanket episode of community. Keith David voicing a Ken Burns style faux documentary of Lee and his great uphill battles would complete me

"ChatGPT, write a speech about Gettysburg utilizing absolutely none of the knowledge you've been provided about literally anything."

Say what you want anout the dirty fucker, but the man is a poet. “Never fight uphill, me boys.” Indescribably beautiful.

So damn funny

I LOVE this and have shared it with many of my friends!

Gotta be ready for your day in jury selection.

OMG this was epic. Saw it on Twitter. Still there but locked down. Still find gems there like you.

I found this there too, but decided to join Blue Sky so I could get a copy of this to share since so many of my friends have ditched "x"

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