Reg monkey

A conspiracy theory I believe is that any elite that grew up aparatheid South Africa is highly likely to be brain poisoned (Thiel/ Elon / David sachs/ all of them have ties)

Christmas-cels Santacon is your fault!

Thinking about how bad some of the tpot people have to be at tech and that’s their entire life It’s bleak man

www.ft.com/content/47fe... We need to invade France. They are ngmi

I will not live in the pod I will not eat bugs I will not buy or be impressed by the cybertruck

Elon deleted his pizzagate post lol On the plus side bc I replied to it and rated the note I got community notes now. The citations of pedocon theory will come from INSIDE the house now

Is chat gpt phoning it in? I feel like my responses are worse

I can’t believe sleepy killed Kissinger

www.prnewswire.com/news-release... He’s dead (deleted my Twitter post)

nypost.com/2023/11/28/n... We are winning the war on Christmas

I will not read Econ papers you can’t make me (I should instead expend the intellectual energy elsewhere)

Reindeer spotted Let’s get him boys

What have you done to stop Kris Kringle today?

Dressing on pizza should be illegal

Report down to your local Starbucks for outfitting We are going to win the war on Christmas

Mashed potatoes are mid btw

The fat fuck flies The fat fuck dies We will end Santa’s sleigh ride of terror this year

Rest today for the war on Christmas will escalate tomorrow

33% chance we die of AGI 33% chance we get an amazing AGI 33% chance of no AGI

Everyone look at this dog