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actorwriterstorytellercomedian | born butt-first |
unofficial conan o’brien expert |
recovering philosopher | she/her/siya |
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 5 hr
Hi Chris Evans!
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 2 days
I may feel young but it just started to rain and I said, unprompted, “oh good we needed this!”
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 2 days
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 3 days
I will forever remember that I first learned that this happened from Larry the Cat
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Breaking News: Donald Trump was rushed off the stage at his rally in Pennsylvania after pops that sounded like gun shots were heard. Follow live updates.
Live Election Updates: Trump Rushed Off Stage at Rally After What Sounded Like Shotswww.nytimes.com The former president was escorted into his motorcade at his rally in Butler, Pa., a rural town about an hour north of Pittsburgh.
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 3 days
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 5 days
“So I said Trump would never be vice president because he’d refuse to come second!!!”
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 5 days
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 6 days
Just had an incredible tomato sandwich, or at least I think I did, I blacked out in ecstasy
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Sure sex is great but have you ever had a tomato in the summer
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 6 days
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 7 days
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 8 days
Sure sex is great but have you ever had a tomato in the summer
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 8 days
Let’s all be grown up about this: IT’S A FART PLANET
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Smelly planet 'reeks of rotten eggs.' 🔭 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Planet smells like rotten eggs, study findswww.bbc.co.uk Most of HD 189733 b's atmosphere is hydrogen sulphide, which is also emitted during farts.
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 8 days
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 9 days
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 11 days
Doctor Who: 73 Yards (2024)
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 11 days
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OMG just realized that this post 👇🏼 was on the FOUR YEAR ANNIVERSARY of saying hi to Chris Evans!!!! Speaking of which, since it’s (well) after midnight: HI CHRIS EVANS!!! Happy four years ♥️♥️♥️♥️👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 13 days
What a month this week has been
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 13 days
OMG just realized that this post 👇🏼 was on the FOUR YEAR ANNIVERSARY of saying hi to Chris Evans!!!! Speaking of which, since it’s (well) after midnight: HI CHRIS EVANS!!! Happy four years ♥️♥️♥️♥️👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 14 days
What if I just want to gently cradle the day
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 14 days
If I have to be over 18 to enter a space I better see hole
Avatar Steve Silberman @stevesilberman.bsky.social · 14 days
This is one of the most dystopian signs I've ever seen. Republicans are quickly turning this country into an unrecognizable freakshow.
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 14 days
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 15 days
Gonna ask my husband to call me an Official Act so he can do me
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 15 days
Nixon’s ghost like:
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 15 days
BREAKING: the Supreme Court
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 15 days
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Christina Floriza @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social · 16 days
Hi Chris Evans!
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