Robert S: I learnt a new word today - "tyromancy", which means 'divination by means of cheese'.

I learnt a new word today - "tyromancy", which means 'divination by means of cheese'.

Like the lists of phobias you see sometimes, lists of divination methods are basically just lists of Greek vocabulary. The one exception is divination by means of soy sauce, "kikkomancy".

Which makes the practitioner a Tyromant or Tyromancer! 👍 I knew school's careers advice was patchy, but they really dropped the ball on this one. So many wasted years 😭

Combined with some skill in oinomancy, there's potential for some fascinating cheese & wine parties.... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oinomancy

Oinomancy - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

I wonder if it's practitioners are sage. Sage! Hahaha! It's a type of cheese. No, YOU'RE an idiot.

Just don’t try it at the same time as myomancy!

Pyrotyrocereomancy — divination by means of cheese on toast.

The big cheese says so.

I actually perform that every time I buy cheese. I look ahead and say, "This cheese is going to be awesome."

@leicesterliz.bsky.social

Cheese Whizard

It's what I do everyday with my cheese!😆😆😆

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