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naked witch rob

@robbbert.bsky.social

Nudist witch of the forest and sea.

📍Seattle, WA (any pronoun)
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Body by Lee's Vietnamese Coffee Concentrate. Body is tea (coffee).
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Fremont Solstice Parade with the gang was a success. Things I got: fresh takoyaki, a sunburn, and naked! Bought my best friend a hat and the cute shop lady told me she liked my outfit. 😂
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Happy day 1 of pride month! Love you all. ❤️
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Some places have the option for soy paper. Comes in different colors and flavors.
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Also I have this shirt and I always get compliments on it
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Y'all come find me on BeReal! I'm trying to get creative with the poses. Username is robbnic.
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My first outdoor shower took place in Mexico and it's a photoshoot to remember. Being surrounded by plants was definitely a plus. Hashtag take me back!
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A commission moment from @bill_artt ! Love the way these turned out. Glad he didn't draw all the spiders and bees from the flowers behind me.
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4. The Beekeeper. The movie was cool and full of action, with some funny moments. To be 100% transparent, I went to see it purely for Josh Hutcherson being a villain with that haircut and he did NOT disappoint. 5/5.
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5. Monkey Man. People say it's an Indian version of John Wick, but I've never seen that series. Maybe I should. Dev Patel's directorial debut was stunning in terms of every single thing you could imagine. 5/5. Saw it twice because I'm in love. Sorry for falling behind!
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6. Civil War. The trailer did not prepare me for the movie but overall I still really enjoyed it. The cast was top tier and the story was very intriguing. 5 out of 5.
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7. The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. I expected more bloodshed from the premise but it was still really fun to watch! 5/5.
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I didn't get to straddle this one because it's a "national monument" or something. 🙄
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WE ARE OUTSIDE ALL SUMMER!
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I cleaned my kitchen while @AGSambrook listened to me ramble. Ate a delicious pizza and watched food documentaries. Perfect Thursday night, I'd say.
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UPCOMING EVENT: Naked drinks at CC's bar in Seattle. Monday, April 15th at 7pm. It is a gay bar, but all are welcome. TVs in bar do display nude men. Come and go as you please! Nudity not required as the event is open to the public.
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3. Itzá by Rios de la Luz. This is something I can read again and again, yet it'll always feel like the first time. She has such a way of describing the emotions of the characters that always brings me to tears.
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Roger and I have the same idle pose.
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I miss being naked in the bar on my birthday. 😔
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Yes, it's true. Today I'm 32. ♓️ This year I'll get even more creepy, spooky, devilish and more angelic. Happy for the friends I've made along the way and looking forward to those that come. Happy birthday to me, from all of you! Pic from last year since the naked party isn't until this weekend.
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There are too many photos of me holding two drinks. I didn't even watch the concert bc I was at the bar, gossiping with a friend.