Flim Flam

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Life is too short for cloudy vibes ☀️

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Something, something, something ,""MOorE CoOoWbEeELL""" 😎

Is it cannibalism if a dog eats a hot dog?

When did they start making fireworks that fill the entire street with flames? I swear I saw one last night that looked like someone dropped napalm in the road

Another day, another wtf is going on

Can I still listen to B.o.B if he's a flat earther?

Pull first thing from your photo roll that makes you laugh… Sharing with the class.

The fact that "somehow" is one word is disgusting 🤢

Have there already been a bunch of posts emphasizing how AI "art" has somehow made Facebook even more unbearable to use? Just checking

How L should've won in Death Note

You know, speaking to the void over here is slightly better than speaking to the void over there. Who knew

@olivegarden can I get a sponsor for all the advertising I've done for you on TikTok live?

It's crazy they make a water pik that attaches to your toilet seat

Do all dentists have a thing about trying to make conversation with you while their fingers are in your mouth?

I'm about four, five sake's in...... Hhuuhhh....

Fuck, marry, kill: Chicken Quesadilla, Baja Blast, Beefy Five Layer Burrito

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I’m basically addicted to food and water at this point

Me frfr

So how about that airline food? Amiright?

It really doesn't feel like I can move to this app (yet), but Twitter just keeps seeming to be filled with worse and worse people 🥲 so maybe I'll have to

Okay I'm back. I will probably keep forgetting about this app while I have virtually no interaction on my posts lmao

Nothing quite as defeating as reheating a cold cup of coffee you forgot about

So what do I do now?

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bar tender?" And then everyone laughs because everyone loves word play humor 😎

Finally, I have arrived!

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