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Remember Max, the trans teenager kicked out of his TX school's production of "Oklahoma!"? His town and classmates protested to have him back--opening night was a hit!
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Max Hightower is a boss name. He better become a spy or a titan of industry.
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Like, Joe Uchill - what am I going to do with that? Be a refrigerator? Meanwhile Max Hightower just became the first person to dunk a basketball in the Mariana Trench.
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That's right, Joe! We turn to you to chill!
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You do the speech from DRIVE, except instead of saying "I drive" you say "You chill."