Lars Hansson: No, that's Haydee. — Subium • Bluesky web client

capital-G Gamers fascinate me so much because i cannot fathom the mind of an individual who insists so heavily that the existence of any sort of minority within a game is inherently political, yet also is completely incapable of recognizing when the game is actively making fun of them for bigotry.

When MetalGear Rising first came out, there were forums of libertarians annoyed the final boss is a libertarian congressman. It ruled

GOD I WISH I WAS THERE

“Nanomachines son”, god I love this game so much youtu.be/RhMsboqMMzs?...

Nanomachines, son!youtu.be What did he just say?

Is this the one that is Cut Scenes: The Game?

No this is the one where you slice things up to a million pieces, pull out the enemies robot spine, and crush it to absorb electric juices

isn't that nier automata

no thats the one where the robot has a fat ass

No, that's Haydee.

There can be more than one game about fat-assed robots.

Sexually Suggestive

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Many such games.

*nod* Many such games.

and lest we forget ONEECHAMBARA

is this a porn game?

You'd think so but they're Metroidvania thirdperson shooters. They both have "very positive" on Steam so maybe they're even good.

oh. huh

i bet the ass n tiddies still do most of the work tho

oh shit i forgot this thing even existed!

I'm just amazed hey made a second Haydee game.

Never underestimate the power of boners.

HAYDEE 2 NOW WITH JUMP BUTTON

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