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root@eruditorum.œrg @root2702.bsky.social · 2 mo
Sorry, can't. My girlfriend’s run off with my car and gone back to her ma and pa, telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty.
Avatar Bryan 𓁟 The Living Saint @bringmetheaxe.bsky.social · 2 mo
sorry, can't. tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak somewhere in this town.
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root@eruditorum.œrg @root2702.bsky.social · 2 mo
Sorry, can't. He's going the distance. He's going for speed. She's all alone, all alone in her time of need.
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root@eruditorum.œrg @root2702.bsky.social · 2 mo
Sorry, can't. On a sailing ship to nowhere, leaving any place. If the summer change to winter, yours is no disgrace.
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root@eruditorum.œrg @root2702.bsky.social · 2 mo
Sorry, can't. I ain't got enough dough to pay the rent. I'm flat broke, but I don't care. I strut right by with my tail in the air.
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root@eruditorum.œrg @root2702.bsky.social · 2 mo
Sorry, can't. My boss says "no dice, son, you gotta work late."
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root@eruditorum.œrg @root2702.bsky.social · 2 mo
Sorry, can't. Let me sleep on it; I'll give you an answer in the morning.