I asked a lefty straigh man I know (this is IRL) if he knew Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. He looked at me, his eyes glassy, "Absolutely not!" I asked him "Cthulhu fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn!" the sky grew dark and our bodies began to shake as sub-atomic force tore t
