There are apparently Jays fans who dislike Ohtani because “he was supposed to be ours!” and I want to be like oh, I’m so sorry but no, he was never going to be a Blue Jay. You were led astray by a charlatan monitoring private air travel who gave you completely made up hope.
Thinking about it, my biggest issue with the All-Star Game festivities is that they force me to acknowledge franchises other than the Cubs and players other than Cubs players, and I simply don’t agree with that
The various NWS accounts were having difficulty posting up-to-the-minute warnings and information last night because they kept getting rate limited, but the sponsored content for Twisters was having no trouble getting out every two minutes.
Just a little on the nose.
That was a very trying first half, but splitting in St. Louis (not to be confused with spitting in St. Louis, which is their version of the 7th inning stretch) and going into the break after a good week helps.
I’m very thankful for the break though.
I have just enough foresight to know death by assassination would be the undoing of all things.
But if his underlings think it’s “harmful rhetoric” to call him “an authoritarian threat to democracy,” maybe he should be less of an actual authoritarian threat to democracy?
Little known fact, "Saint Louis" is from the original French name "Les Habitants de Lou," roughly translating to "people of the commode," named for the toilets from which they originate, in which they live, and out of which they eat
I’m going to be super-honest: I did not personally foresee the Cubs going in to Baltimore and engineering a three game, two shutout sweep by a combined score of 21-2
like I shook the magic 8 ball a ton of times and that was not in there any of the times
Brewers have a guy named Junk, which is redundant because all their players are junk.
Reds have a guy named Hinds, which is redundant because all their players are ass.
One of my few truly boomer takes is that music is unnecessary for 90% of Instagram stories. Your selfie does not require accompaniment by More Than A Feeling
Incredibly rude, discourteous, unlikeable, and dishonorable game from the Angels today. Going to write a paper about it and title it Thesis of a Cruel Angel.
Cubs win, Ian Happ respects America, and all the Phillies fans in attendance wondering what those “W” flags say, because that’s a lot of syllables for them
“Paul Skenes should be in the All-Star Game and start it!”
Wow bro super cool idea! Too bad it fuckin’ sucks! Have you considered shutting the fuck up instead?
I have concluded beyond any doubt that MLB has engineered this season's worth of events as a means of killing me with rage, and when that happens, they're going to take my spot as a fan and give it to some vapid dipshit who calls themselves "a fan of baseball" and effusively praises all 30 teams
